Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...