You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...