Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...