OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Microsoft Market Penetration
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Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...