Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...