Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...