IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...