Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...