Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!