Windows 95
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How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...