Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...