My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...