Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...