Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...