George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...