CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...