Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...