Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...