The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...