Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Manage your stress!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp, cool, mountain...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....