What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...