A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...