A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...