Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
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The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...