Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...