Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...