Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...