Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!