The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...