Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...