You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...