Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...