Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...