Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...