Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...