Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Food quotes and quips
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