Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...