REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.