Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...