Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...