How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...