Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam