Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...