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Dead Babies
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Blonde Kidnapper
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Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Marriage Ups and Downs
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Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...