What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Winning Nobel prize
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Half Drunk
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Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Internet highway blues
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Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...