Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...