Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....