Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...