Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
What is the definition of a virgin?
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Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...