It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...