Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...